People in love, lie around and get fat

I didn't want us to end up like that

This isn't the first time

You've fallen apart

Now you're indulging in just playing a part

The more it happens, the easier it gets

You can learn to enjoy this type of upset

So pass me the wine

cigarette too

We've about a week and a half to get through

To every girl, that's ever been with me

I've got over you all, eventually

What [bad word] of the broken-hearted?

They're [bad word] for a few weeks,

Then back where they started

So pass me the wine

cigarette too

We've about a week and a half to get through

You can tell how bad you feel

By how long you're in the shower

You're in and out in minutes

Whereas it used to take hours

It's not the breaking up,

It's the starting again

Meeting new people, taking them out as a friend

The more it happens, the easier it gets

You can learn to enjoy this type of upset

People in love, lie around and get fat

I didn't want us to end up like that

To every girl, that's ever been with me

I've got over you, eventually

What [bad word] of the broken-hearted?

They're [bad word] for a few weeks,

Then back where they started

So pass me the wine

cigarette too

We've about a week and a half to get through

You're indulging in just playing a part

So pass me the wine

cigarette too

We've about a week and a half to get through

People in love, lie around and get fat

I didn't want us to end up like that

The more it happens, the easier it gets

You can learn to enjoy this type of upset