G'morning everybody!
Ernesto Riley's here.

I just want to sing you a little song
OK!

Ian Somerholder is the iest beast I know
His eyes are so beautiful
in the night they even glow
So I want to thank each and every one of you
For getting out and voting for him
'Cause it's better that Damon Salvatore won
And not the other one that smells like goat (meah)

So,
Damon Salvatore
is the iest beast I know
His eyes are so beautiful
At night they even glow

So I want to thank each and every one of you
For making my boy's [bad word] [bad word] 
And I personally want to thank Barack Obama
And Sarah Palin too,
King James, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber,
Kanye West and Elvin too
'Cause if it wasn't for you getting out that vote
The cover would be of a billy-goat yeah!

So, Damon Salvatore is the best
From the East coast to the West
Ian Somerholder is the iest beast I know
in the night his eyes even glow
and so I want to thank each everyone of u
for making ian's [bad word] [bad word] 
YES!