I remember the motto corporate rock sucks,
now I look at Green Day it must be payday.
Ditto, ditto, could you please play a tune a little
alternative nation talent must be on vacation.
You say the underground is metal music [bad word] take
some lessons
learn how to throw down.
You little Weezer, you became a Breeder Filter
through Gin and Blossom to begin.

We're the alternative to the alternative, heavy is
where it's at.

Ahhh!
You [bad word] what you despise!

With your fake accent Rancid-smelling
 [bad word] signing phat contracts but you tell
me will it last.
Yo let's burn a Bush, paint a Silverchair back
to black ask me if I even care.
We'll in Flame your Lips crack your Lemonhead blow
up an Oasis Blind Melons dead and 120
Minutes of [bad word] sounding like
Crows Count them all before you start to blow!
We're the alternative to the
alternative, heavy is where it's at.
Ahhh!
You [bad word] what you despise!