Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
Its full of t**s, f***y and United!
Oh Manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of s**t (is full of s**t),
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t,
Its full of s**t, s**t and more s**t,
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t.

Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!

Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd),
Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc),
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
He f***ed up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!

The Council House (the Council House),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The Council House Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The Council House is never full!

The San Siro (the San Siro),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The San Siro Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The San Siro is never full!