I'm a puffy cow 
 and I'm fond of roasted chicken 
 But nobody likes me. What the [bad word]  
 Though I don't give up, 
 I move on and keep on seeking 
 Handsome man who will take off my shell. 

 [bad word]  
 I don't need pill, no shill, 
 Want him to make me feel 
 That his little dancing queen is me! 

 No Jonny Depp, no Brad Pitt, 
 Banderos doesn't fit. 
 I want my plastic surgeon to touch me! 

 [bad word]  
 Skin from fatty buttocks he will use on face 
 Swap my ears and eyebrows, pimples will erase. 
 Lips will be inflated, [bad word] will get a hit. 
 And I will be pretty, not the piece of [bad word]  

 2. 
 I prefer candies, chocolate and biscuits 
 And I have a slogan for my life: 
 Diet is a [bad word]  pastry is delicious, 
 Just relax and go under the knife.