I was patrolling a Pachinko 
Nude noodle model 3 parlor in the Nefarious zone 
Hanging out with insects under ducting 
The C.I.was on the phone 
Well, such is life 

Latino caribo, mondo bongo 
The flower looks good in your hair 
Latino caribo, mondo bongo 
Nobody said it was fair, oh 

For the Zapatistas I'll rob my sisters 
Of all the curtain and lace 

Down at the bauxite mine 
You get your own uniform 
Have lunchtimes off 
Take a monorail to your home 

Check mate, baby 
God bless us and our home 
Where ever we roam 
Now take us home, flaquito 

Latino caribo, mondo bongo 
The flower looks good in your hair 
Latino caribo, mondo bongo 
Nobody said it was fair...