Well you're the grand wild
Have you noticed
When you walk in all the fairy boys are
pale and nervous
Well my starship doesn't want me
And neither does his world
I'm glad I caught you on my
view screen, Sailor

You're the grand [bad word] and court me
'Cause this wooing
Is what I'm wanting
When my [bad word] to warm me
And hold me like a god
I am the captain of the gravity, Maxwell
Everywhere I see your faces

Hot One
From the starship over Venus
to the Sun
But, it's a crime!
You're mistaken!
momentary seizure...of love
Oh, love

Well you're the grand wild
But Darling, I'm a mess I've got to
humanize my wrinkled form
But the boys are not impressed
When my [bad word] to orbit
Just hold me like a girl
I'll be the captain of the gravity, Maxwell
I see your faces in the strangest places

Hot One
From the starship over Venus
to the Sun
But, it's a crime!
You're mistaken!
Momentary seizure...of love
Oh, love

Hot One
From the starship over Venus
to the Sun
But, it's a drag!
You're so mean,
Destroying my belief in, in love
Oh, love.