[Madrox] 
I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts 
And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food 
court 
I was half way finished, with my value meal 
When I spotted this little cutie, with some  appeal 
I winked at her, she gave me a look like I'm a booger 
I thought " [bad word]  I'd rather spend my money on a hooker" 
Then a bright idea, ran across my mind 
If I could swipe a manikin, I'd have a freak all the time 
No listening to her lip, no putting up with her [bad word] 
No having her act a fool, the way them [bad word] get 
So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick's of Hollywood" 
And waited until they closed, and it was all good 
I snatched this little fine [bad word]  strawberry blonde 
With her [bad word] jutted out, with nothin' but some sale panties on 
Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride 
And stuffed my new, lifeless  friend, quickly inside 

 [bad word] x2] 
I love a manikin, should I be panicking 
I don't know what's happening, but I love her 
I'm taking her home 

[Violent J] 
I went to this little traveling, carnival deal 
Nothing but a few games, a ferris wheel 
Haunted house, bumper cars, and a wax museum 
I went through it once, I'll never be the same 
She was waxy, y, smooth, and scratchable 
Hourglass [bad word]  and [bad word] was unmatchable 
I waited for us to be alone, and I kissed her 
Licked her wax neck, and started caressing her 
She don't get old, rosy red and pretty 
I'm sneaking her out of here, and taking her with me 
To my trailer in the woods, I laid her down gently 
I bent her arm upwards, accidentally 
I took a box cutter and I made an incision 
I carved out a little hole in her, for the neden 
It hit it, then I set her toes on fire 
And cried, watching her slowly expire 

 [bad word] x2] 

[Monoxide] 
Everyday I see her, when I'm riding to work 
Look in the window, just a little shirt and short skirt 
Her eyes follow me, whereever I go 
And she's always in some brand new clothes, and a new pose 
Banging [bad word]  and not a wrinkle to be found 
With a face like a doll, and she never makes a sound 
I bet she likes to talk, when she gets [bad word] 
But then she'd probably never shut the [bad word] up, with my luck 
She always seems so happy when I'm around 
And if it wasn't for this window, we'd be [bad word] on the ground 
I wanna take her [bad word] home for keeps, she never sleeps 
I don't even think I seen her off her feet 
Tonight's the night, that I'ma get her 
I can't even take it anymore, when I see her, I start to shiver 
Lip quiver, with the butterfly stomach 
Leave the [bad word] going, I'ma just grab her and [bad word] 

 [bad word]  

[Break (x2, Once during the [bad word] ] 
Wanna touch her 
She's in my dreams 
Wanna hold her, kiss her 
I'm taking her home 
She's not real 
But I feel like I need her in my arms tonight, wrong or right 
I'm taking her home