Vladimir
You were born in a palace by the sea

Anastasia
palace by the sea.
Could it be?

Vladimir
Yes, that's right.
You rode horseback when you were only three.

Anastasia
Horseback riding? Me?

Vladimir
And the horse...

Dimitri
He was white!

Vladimir
You mad faces and terrorized the cook!

Dimitri
Threw him in the brook!

Anastasia
Was I wild?

Dimitri
Wrote the book!

Vladimir
But you'd behave when your father gave that look!

Dimitri
Imagine how it was!

Vladimir
Your long forgotten past!

Vladimir & Dimitri
We've lots and lot to teach you and the time is going fast!

Anastasia
All right. I'm ready!

Vladimir
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall.

Dimitri
And do not walk, but try to float.

Anastasia
I feel a little foolish.
I floating?

Vladimir
Like a boat!

Dimitri
You give a bow.

Anastasia
What happens now?

Vladimir
Your hand receives a kiss!

Vladimir & Dimitri
Most of all, remember this:

Vladimir
If I can learn to do it,
you can learn to do it.

Dimitri
Something in you knows it--

Vladimir & Dimitri
There's nothing to it!

Vladimir
Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!

Vladimir & Dimitri
You can learn to do it too

Vladimir
Now, elbows in and sit up straight

Dimitri
And never slurp the stroganoff.

Anastasia
I never cared for stroganoff!

Vladimir
She said that like a Romanov!

Dimitri
The Samovar.

Vladimir
The caviar.

Anastasia
Dessert and then goodnight?

Vladimir & Dimitri
Not until you get this right!

Vladimir
If I can learn to do it

Dimitri
If he can learn to do it!

Vladimir
You can learn to do it!

Dimitri
You can learn to do it

Vladimir
Pull yourself together

Vladimir & Dimitri
And you'll pull through it!

Vladimir
Tell yourself it's easy

Vladimir & Dimitri
And it's [bad word] You can learn to do it too!

Vladimir
Next, you must memorize the names of the royalty.
Now here we have Kropotkin

Dimitri
Shot Potemkin

Vladimir
In the Botkin.

Anastasia
Oh!

Vladimir
And dear old uncle Vanya loved his vodka

Dimitri
Got it Anya?

Anastasia
No!

Vladimir
The Baron Pushkin

Anastasia
He was?

Dimitri
Short!

Vladimir
Count Anatoly

Anastasia
Had a ...

Dimitri
Wart!

Vladimir
Count Sergei

Dimitri
Wore a feathered hat.

Vladimir
I hear he's gotten very fat.

Anastasia
And I recall his yellow cat...

Vladimir
I don't recall we told her that...

Anastasia
If you can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!

Vladimir
Don't know how she knew it.

Anastasia
I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new...

Vladimir & Dimitri
Anya, you're a [bad word] [bad word] 
If I can learn to do it,

Anastasia
If I can learn to do it

Vladimir & Dimitri
You can learn to do it!

Anastasia
You can learn to do it

Vladimir & Dimitri
Pull yourself together

All three
And you'll pull through it!

Vladimir
Tell yourself it's easy,

All three
And it's [bad word] -

Vladimir & Dimitri
You can learn to do it,

Anastasia
Nothing to it!

All three
You can learn to do it too!