Well if no one ever marries me
 And I don't see why they should
 Nurse says I'm not pretty 
 And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good

 Well if no one ever marries me
 I shan't mind very much
 Buy a squirrel in a cage
 And a little rabbit-hutch

 No one marries me
 If no one marries me
 No one marries me
 If no one marries me
 Well if no one marries me

 I'll have a cottage near a wood
 And a pony all my own
 little lamb quite clean and tame
 That I can take to town

 When I'm really getting old
 At twenty-eight or nine
 I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl
 And bring her up as mine

 No one marries me
 If no one marries me
 No one marries me
 If no one marries me
 If no one marries me
 Marries me
 Well if no one marries me
 Marries me
 If no one marries me