If you're havin' trouble with the high school head 
He's givin' you the blues 
You wanna graduate but not in his bed 
Here's what you gotta do 
Pick up the phone 
I'm always home 
Call me anytime 
Just ring three sixty two four three six o 
I lead a life of crime 

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If you got a lady and you want her gone 
But you ain't got the guts 
She keeps on naggin' at you night and day 
Enough to drive you nuts 
Pick up the phone 
And leave her alone 
It's time you made a stand 
For a fee I'm happy to play 
Your night time plan 

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