When the world just seems too mainstream
While you drink Kombucha Tea
Just embrace youy inner irony
Your [bad word] identity
Just...be...a...Hipster!
An [bad word] on and join us
Don't be a tool
Whn you're a Hipster
Life seems poetic
You like your bands hot
Before they're cool
I talked to birds way before Twitter
Love eating sushi That's ironic
Glass slippers!Ugh!So before midnight!
Poetry reading? Where's my invite?!
Life my bra? Well, it's organic!
The book was better than the movie
We never fall, we only tumble!
See when a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one there to hear it
You can bet we've bought the [bad word] be a Hipster!
We go our own way
We shop at thrift stores
Or so we say... Yes, be a Hipster!
f%#king Hipster!
We're so unique!
We're...all...the...same!