K: Me no bubbletious
R: Me smoke heavy tar
K: Me be groovin' slowly where you are
R: Notify your next of kin 'cause your [bad word] back
K: I've been dropping beats since Back in Black
 [bad word] 
And we'll paint by numbers
Till something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids [bad word] on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright

K: You've got a reputation
R: Well I guess that can be explored
K: You're dancing with the chairman of the board
R: Take a ride on my twelve cylinder smphony
But if you've got other plans
K: The purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we'll paint by numbers
Till something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids [bad word] on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright

I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love (x4)
 [bad word] down from the ceiling
R: I didn't mean to get so high
K: I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips were dry
R: You can't just up and leave me I'm a singer in a band
K: Well I like [bad word] baby you're not my bag
 [bad word] on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright x2

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the [bad word] dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your [bad word] follow me