The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History)
[EpicLLOYD] This is one vid kid that you won’t ever survive. I’ll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe You’ll be good at rapping someday I promise bro. But for now just stike to editing that [bad word] @ss Monday show. I’ll slaughter your water color unicorns eat’em for breakfast. Then leak to Youtube, your middle name is Alexis. I can tell you’re scared just from the body language I’m reading You should start leaving – look your hairline’s already retreating Nice Peter? Who’s that? No one gives two sh^ts! Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live. Dude you’re really huge on Youtube. You got a great career. But remember you got famous off of my idea. [Nice Peter] The battles were your idea to start with that’s no lie. But I’m the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys. Look at you! Or let me just tell you what I see. You’re a short little sidekick. I’ll call you mini-me. I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler. Take the mustache away you look like Bette Midler. You big tooth chompy face, horse looking prick. You and Bill O’Reilly can both suck my d&ck. [EpicLLOYD] You’re taller than I am but you look up to me. The guy who got you your first job [bad word] [Nice Peter] I wrote your best verses for you let you scream on the [bad word] You’ve got as much music talent as Chuck f&cking Norris. [EpicLLOYD] You a musician? That’s kinda stretching. You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression [Nice Peter] You look like a thumb. Where’d you [bad word] from? It’s like I’m battle rapping a fat version of Gollum. [EpicLLOYD] I’m gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks. You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG’s jock. [Nice Peter] Man, you don’t even have to say that kind of sh&t. F&ck the rap battles and you. I quit!