The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History)

[EpicLLOYD]
 This is one vid kid that you won’t ever survive.
 I’ll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe

You’ll be good at rapping someday I promise bro.
 But for now just stike to editing that [bad word] @ss Monday show. 

I’ll slaughter your water color unicorns eat’em for breakfast.
 Then leak to Youtube, your middle name is Alexis. 

I can tell you’re scared just from the body language I’m reading
 You should start leaving – look your hairline’s already retreating 

Nice Peter? Who’s that? 

No one gives two sh^ts! Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live. 

Dude you’re really huge on Youtube. You got a great career.
 But remember you got famous off of my idea. 

[Nice Peter]
 The battles were your idea to start with that’s no lie.
 But I’m the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys. 

Look at you! Or let me just tell you what I see.
 You’re a short little sidekick. I’ll call you mini-me. 

I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler.
 Take the mustache away you look like Bette Midler. 

You big tooth chompy face, horse looking prick.
 You and Bill O’Reilly can both suck my d&ck. 

[EpicLLOYD]
 You’re taller than I am but you look up to me.
 The guy who got you your first job [bad word]  

[Nice Peter]
 I wrote your best verses for you let you scream on the [bad word] 
 You’ve got as much music talent as Chuck f&cking Norris. 
 

[EpicLLOYD]
 You a musician? That’s kinda stretching.
 You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression 

[Nice Peter]
 You look like a thumb. Where’d you [bad word] from?
 It’s like I’m battle rapping a fat version of Gollum. 

[EpicLLOYD]
 I’m gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks.
 You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG’s jock. 

[Nice Peter] 
 Man, you don’t even have to say that kind of sh&t. F&ck the rap battles and you. I quit!
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