Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

 [bad word] three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless [bad word] hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any [bad word] time. Any [bad word] day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
 [bad word] three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless [bad word] hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any [bad word] time. Any [bad word] day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say [bad word] will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded [bad word] 

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly [bad word]  stupid [bad word] ..

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
 [bad word] #39; round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

 [bad word] L Ron Hubbard and
 [bad word] all his clones.
 [bad word] all those gun - toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

 [bad word] retro anything.
 [bad word] your tattoos.
 [bad word] all you junkies and
 [bad word] your short memory.

Learn to swim.

 [bad word] smiley glad - hands
With hidden agendas.
 [bad word] these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
 [bad word] any change, my friend.

I wanna see it [bad word] down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.