[bad word] Everett and Algy, Colin Firth as Jack) [bad word]    After you dear boy.
Colin:    Oh no after [bad word]    No, no, no, do go first I'm not really good at the high bits. 
          I'm much better low.
Colin:    Oh we'll see... hm hm [bad word]    1 2. and!

Colin:    The western wind is blowing fair
          Across the dark Aegean [bad word]    And at the secret marble stair
          My Tyrian galley waits for thee
 [bad word] down, the purple sail is spread
          The watchman sleeps within the town
          Oh leave thy lily flowerbed
          Oh lady [bad word] down
 [bad word] ) [bad word] down
          [bad word] down
         [bad word] down
          [bad word] down,
          Oh [bad word] down

          She will [bad word] I know her well
          Of lover's vows she hath no care
          And little good a man can tell
          Of one so [bad word] and so fair

Colin:    [bad word] love is but a woman's toy
          They never know their lover's [bad word]    And I who loved as loves a boy
          Must love in vain
Together: Must love in vain

         [bad word] down
          [bad word] down
         [bad word] down
          [bad word] down

Colin:    I think your high notes may have damaged our chances old boy. 
          You do want them [bad word] down don't [bad word]    Well she is never [bad word] down if you're singing like 
          that. [bad word] out of tune
Colin:    How dare [bad word]    I'll take this bit
Colin:    you leave this to me. You go lie down [bad word]    no I'll take this bit
Colin:    out of my way [bad word] [bad word]    go easy, my dear fellow
Colin:   [bad word] DOOOOOWWWNNN

         [bad word] down
          [bad word] down [bad word]  Jack, you're messing it more) __
         [bad word] down
          [bad word] down

Colin:    That wasn't so bad, was it?
          [bad word]    They're not [bad word] down.
          D'you think we should go up?
          Maybe we should go up.
Colin:    Algy you're always talking [bad word]    Well it's better than listening to it
Colin:    [bad word] [bad word]    Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo