Here [bad word] in their cuffed Levi's
Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys
Black t-shirt and a bad attidude
Better not step on their blue suede shoes

Livin' in a time that's long since gone
It's not quite right, there's something wrong
Look! There goes another Betty Page
Get with it chick, it's all the rage
 [bad word] 

He's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He [bad word] in his pants
He's too [bad word] to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear

There's neo-rockabilly
There's psycho-rockabilly
There's Starbucks-Orange-County rockabilly
There's euro - ja-ja-wir machen-rockin' rockabilly
There's Western-swing-traditional-blues-
influenced rockabilly
There's Australian shrimp-on-the-barbie-
carry-your-surfboard-to-Sears-
to-buy-your-rolled-up-Levi's rockabilly
There's rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly
It's all too stupid, and it's just plain silly
 [bad word] 

The man at the door
He's a rockabilly guy
He said you [bad word] in
Your pompadour's too high
Better grow them sideburns
Get a tattoo on your neck
Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
Drive a rockabilly wreck

Has [bad word] to this?
I want a new job
Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly
stars
It used to be fun just to play the guitar
Now I just want [bad word] real, real far
 [bad word]