[Sweetie Belle]

        Cheerilee is sweet and kind. 
        She's the best teacher we could hope for. 
        The perfect stallion you and I must find. 
        One to really make her heart soar. 

        But... 
        This one's too young. 
        This one's too old. 
        He clearly has a terrible cold. 

    Hay Fever: Achoo! 

    [Apple Bloom]

        This guy's too silly. 
        He's way too uptight. 

    Persnickety: I say! 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        Well nothing's wrong with this one. 
        He seems alright. 

    Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so. 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        How 'bout this one? 

    [Apple Bloom]

        He's much too flashy. 

    [Scootaloo]

        He might do, 

    [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]

        If he weren't so splashy. 

    [Apple Bloom]

        Too short. 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        Too tall. 

    [Apple Bloom]

        Too clean. 

    [Scootaloo]

        Too smelly. 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly. 

    Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh] 

    [Apple Bloom]

        I don't think that we're mistaken. 
        It seems all the good ones are taken. 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        I really feel that at this rate, 
        We'll never find the perfect date. 

    [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]

        Don't wanna quit and give up hope. 

    Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day? 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        Oh please, oh please oh please say- 

    Big McIntosh: Nope. 
    Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp] 

    [Sweetie Belle]

        We did it girls. We've found the one. 
        Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter. 

    Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?