Well they're out in the yard 
Said it took them all night 
Over the hillon a prayer and a pill 
To the fifth one down on the right 

Time to take a vacation 
Where there's only one station 
You can tan up your shoulders 
And see how it goes 
At your own private beach that fills up with a hose 

Got a fifty foot trailer 
And we're painting it red 
With a cowboy, a sailor, and a canopy bed 
No mother, no jailer 
And they're keeping me fed 
At the Reseda Casino and Bar 

Well they're wet and they're shaking 
Haven't had a bite 
In a bit of a jam 
'cause the black Trans 
Had the windows broken out last night 

Time to take a vacation 
Get a standing ovation 
You can keep your illusions 
And borrow my clothes 
In total seclusion 
'Cause nobody knows 

About the fifty foot trailer 
Is it all that we said? 
No mother, no jailor 
And we're keeping you fed 
At the Reseda Casino and Bar 

Ride Tony Alva Skateboards 
Pack your best black t-shirt and cords 
Play Ozzy Osbourne records 
Oh and if you'd like to know 
What ever happened to R.J. Dio 

He's in the fifty foot trailer 
And we're keeping him fed 
With a cowboy, a sailor, in a canopy bed 
No mother, no jailor, is it all that we said? 
At the Reseda Casino and Bar