And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...

You're at the office everyday
Typing thousands lines of code
you spend your days debugging scripts
and your boss gives you the creeps
sixty five developers
planted in dark cubicles
your team is always very late
your work is just impossible
the deadline is already missed
CEO is always [bad word] you drown yourself in tones of code
what a lousy daily mode
you wish for something [bad word] else
to clean away the mess
but your boss is so stubborn. You're stuck.

And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...
And so you code...

After six years you pass out
you set to try uniPaaS [bad word] projects are now a breeze
you beat deadlines with such great ease
your lousy boss is now released
CEO is fully pleased
you take his place, you're now in charge
you get an office nice and large
you've been promoted, you're the boss
the rest who code, it's just their loss
and you are happy as you can be, Alors, 
now you're the boss

La la la la la laaa
La la la la la laaa
now you're the boss
La la la la la laaa
La la la la la laaa
now you're the boss

now you're the [bad word] is still slow,
Because they code, 
and so they code...
and so they [bad word] and load...
in debug mode...
and so they code...
they brain corrode,
because they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...
and so they code...