Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Have you lost your guts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Eating cigarette butts
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts

Does your father beat you
And your mother mistreat you
And all your friends 
They hate your guts
And you sit down to cry
And you're wondering why
And you say to yourself
"I, am I nuts?"

You lost your job
People call you a slob
And you mortgaged your house 
To pay me
I'll keep you from the [bad word] That you squandered your youth
And by the time you're well
Well, you'll be eighty

But then it doesn't matter
You'll sit in idle chatter
With roaches that crawl up the wall
You little booger
You're old and you're poor
And you live in the sewer
If you feel bad now
Give me a call

Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Have you lost your guts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Eating cigarette butts
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts

Are you cracko
Are you cracko
Are you wacko
Are you wacko
Are you cracko
Are you cracko
Are you insane
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Have you lost your guts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Eating cigarette butts
 [bad word] for me [bad word] for me [bad word] for me
But they're never gonna get me
No they're never gonna get me
No they're never gonna get me
Get your hands off of me
No you're never gonna get me
Get your hands off me

Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Have you lost your guts
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Eating cigarette butts
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts

Are you cracko
Are you cracko
Are you wacko
Are you wacko
Are you cracko
Are you cracko
Are you insane
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts
Why do you think you are nuts