[bad word] Intro:
Once upon a time there was a little dead girl 
Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. 
She was discovered by a much more
Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen,
And her career took off!
Oh Lord, I've created a monster…
You betta burn witch!!

Verse 1:
Get possessed by the DJ
You'll scream like Linda Blair
Pick up a trick or treat and [bad word] to the party tonightmare

 [bad word] 
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

 [bad word] 
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

Verse 2:
Is that a monster in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
We'll make you tingle like William Castle
T.G.I.F. the 13th!

 [bad word] 
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You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

 [bad word] 
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

Bridge:
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more more
And I want more more
And I want more more
BOO!!
I scared you

 [bad word] 
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house