Everybody's been there but I never left
Everybody's been there here I am again.
I've never been a quitter don't know when to quit
I bet you'd be a wreck if you dealt with this [bad word] 
Some call it a hangover
I call it a morning
Don't want another last night
But I smell [bad word] 
D.U.I. I think I love you
D.U.I. I think I need you
D.U.I. I'm gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die

Chop off my [bad word] head too many cigarettes
Meetings are designed for business men
Talk all you want cause I am the talk of the town
You know I fall in love like I fall down

Some call it a hangover
I call it a morning
Don't want another last night
But I smell [bad word] 
D.U.I. I think I love you
D.U.I. I think I need you
D.U.I. I'm gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die

D.U.I. I think I love you
D.U.I. I think I need you
D.U.I. I'm gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Drink till I die
D.U.I. Gonna drink till I die
Drink till I die drink till I die