She loves me too much, when she kisses my ear,
My [bad word] pop, it's so painful my dear,
We were making love, she didn't mean any harm,
It became a wicked game when she broke my arm.

Oo-a-oo, my love is killing me...
Oo-a-oo, my love is killing me...

I can forgive you the damage to my lips,
I can forgive you the bite marks on my hips,
But there is only one thing I can't stand:
Don't call me Chris, my name is Elvis.

I can forgive you the [bad word] and cuts,
I can forgive you the scars on my nuts,
But there is only one thing I can't stand:
Don't call me Chris, my name is Elvis.

Paying hospital bills, I can't take any more,
Do you know how it feels, I'm scared of her.
She loves me too much, when she kisses my ear,
It sounds [bad word]  loud, that's why I can't hear,

Oo-a-oo, my love is killing me...
Oo-a-oo, my love is killing me...