Remember, when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave, because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see: I've [bad word] out of my mind... And...
 [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa!! [bad word] to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa...
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, and [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! 

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed! When I had said, that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
You know, you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you left, but now, you know: I'm utterly mad... And..
 [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa, [bad word] to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers, and chirping birds, and basket weavers, who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa!!! 

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh??? Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... 
 [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa. [bad word] to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, and [bad word] to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

To the happy home, with trees and flowers, and chirping birds, and basket weavers, who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and [bad word] to take me away, ha-haa!!!

... To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)