PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE YOU' TO YOURSELF. 
I believe you two have never really met.
If you take a little time to get acquainted,
You can settle all your differences, I bet.

The two of you are related, don't you know?
Won't you both shake hands and meet [bad word] ground?
Won't you make a slight attempt at understandin'
'Til a suitable arrangement can be found?

Now why are you always fightin' with yourself?
There are ways that you can use to bridge the gap.
If you take a little interest in a science*,
That will lead you down the road just like a map.

So why don't you call a meetin' with yourself? 
I believe you two would consequently find 
There's a meetin' place where you can get together.
And you'll find it in the center of your mind.