If while you're out in space, love
You're horney as a tart
Take a tip from a security cheif, love
That fat [bad word] Tasha Yar 
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her ual pet

Cause

He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's defiant with his [bad word] will explode in your wormhole
and [bad word] his [bad word] spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift 
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
so lower your shields spread your necells to make room for his craft
as he [bad word] his delta flyer to your big fat juicy aft 

So if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis a tireless engine he skhakes it when he [bad word] 
He's full of dilithium crystals in his bulbs and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace 
He'll cover your face with his andriod anti-freeze

so if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct