Se~ no
Demo sonnan ja da~me
Mousonnan ja ho~ra
Uzasa wa [bad word] yo motto motto

[Orihaya: Minna! [bad word] 
Other: Yeah
Orihaya:Jouhou ya Orihara Izaya, juunanasai desu.
Other: Oi hoi
Orihaya: Kyou wa minna ni taisetsu na shiawase ga [bad word] da kedo, nanto kyou mo ryuugata mono, sushau(?) wo karada ni ikimasu!
Other: Uge~
Orihaya: Haha, gomen kotoba]

Kotoba ni sureba shinjau ningen nara
Kyoumi o kesebaii yatte
Omotteta waratteta
Dakedo are, nanka chigau kamo
Aku no michi mo ippokara
Ishino youni katai sonna ishide
Chiri mo tsumotte [bad word] kanai
Shini nuki de, iya shinde yo?

Fuwafuwari [bad word] Anata ga kobushi wo [bad word] sore dakede chuu e ukabu

[Tousa~n!]
 [bad word] fuwafuwari
Watashi ga [bad word] sore dake de okotte shimau

Ikebukuro arigatou, Izaya no itazura demo
Meguri aeta koto ga, shiawase desho?

Demo sonnan ja, da~me
Mou sonnan ja, ho~ra
Uzasa wa [bad word] yo mo~tto, motto
Sou sonnan ja, ya~da
Nee sonnan ja, ma~da
Watashi no koto wo mite itene zutto, zutto

[Uzai to omottananoni
kyoukaimousu chatte(?)
[More speaking 0.0]]

Anata no naka no watashi hodo
Watashi no naka no anata no sonzai wa
Mada mada ookiku nai koto mo [bad word] deshou?
Ima kono onaji (Shu~nkan!)
Kyouyuu [bad word] (Jikka~n!)
Chiri mo tsumotte de [bad word] darazu  [bad word] 
(boku namae Araragi da!)

Kurakurari [bad word] Ningen miteitara
sore dake de tanoshisugite

Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!
Ningen [bad word] sore dake de waratteshimau

Namakubi arigatou, unmei no itazura demo
Megutte kita koto ga shiawase nano?

[Yo! Yo! Yo! Hey man!
Uragiri no yuuyake da [and then rap lol]]

Fuwafuwari [bad word] Anata ga kobushi wo [bad word]  sore dake de chuu e ukabu

(Komatta na)
 [bad word] fuwafuwari
Watashi ga [bad word]  sore dake de okotteshimau

Ikebukuro arigatou, Izaya no itazura demo
Meguri aeta koto ga, shiawase deshou?

[[speaking part]]

Demo sonnan ja, da~me
Mou sonnan ja, ho~ra
Kokoro wa shinka [bad word] yo motto motto
Sou sonnan ja, ya~da
Nee sonnan ja, ma~da
Watashi no koto mite itene zutto, zutto