Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
Crying in the rain
It was a kind of so so love
And I'm going to make sure it never
Happens again
You and I 
It had to be
The standing joke of the year
You were a sleep around
lost and found
And not for me I fear
I tried to make it work

You in a [bad word] skirt
And me in a suit
(Well it just wasn't me)
You're used to wearing less
And now you're life's a mess
So insecure you see
I put up with all the scenes
And this is one scene
That's going to be played my way
 [bad word] 
Take your hands off me
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look at my face 
For the last time
I never knew you
You never knew me
Say hello Goodbye
Say hello wave goodbye

Under the deep red light
I can see the makeup sliding down
Hey little girl you will always make up
So take off that [bad word] frown
What about me- well
I'll find someone
That's not going cheap in the sales
nice little housewife
Who'll give me a steady life
And won't keep going off the rails
 [bad word] 
Take your hands off me
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look at my face 
For the last time
I never knew you
You never knew me
Say hello Goodbye
Say hello wave goodbye
We've been involved

For quite a while now
And to keep you secret has been [bad word] We're strangers meeting for the first time O.K.?
Just smile and say hello
Say hello then wave goodbye
OODBYE