Uh oh, there you go again talkin' cinematic 
Yeah you, you're charming, got everybody star [bad word] 
I know, how you always seem to go 
For the obvious 
Instead of me 
But get a ticket and you'll see 

If we were a movie 
You'd be the right guy 
And I'd be the best friend 
That you'd fall in love with in the end 
We'd be laughing 
Watching the sunset 
Fade to black 
Show the names 
Play the happy song 

Yeah, yeah, when you call me I can hear it in your voice 
Oh sure, want to see me and tell me all about her 
La, la, I'll be acting through my tears 
I guess you'll never know 
That I should win 
An Oscar for this scene I'm in 

If we were a movie 
You'd be the right guy 
And I'd be the best friend 
That you'd fall in love with in the end 
We'd be laughing 
Watching the sunset 
Fade to black 
Show the names 
Play the happy song 

Wish I could tell you there's a twist 
Some kind of hero in disguise 
And we're together it's for real, now playing 
Wish I could tell you there's a kiss 
Like something more than in my mind I see it 
Could be amazing 

If we were a movie 
You'd be the right guy 
And I'd be the best friend 
That you'd fall in love with in the end 
We'd be laughing 
Watching the sunset 
Fade to black 
Show the names 
Play the happy song