(Seth)
Hello friends....
Don't you want to meet a nice girl?

(Team Unicorn: First verse)
I, know a place
Where the gamer scores are so extreme
Dune, & D,
Where Rand Al'tbor still reigns supreme
Questin', in [bad word] 
Dominating Final Fantasy (Seven)
Those boys
Losin' sleep
Tryin' ta keep up with our Leet speak (noob sauce)

Be part of our world
In latex and bows
Cuz' we girls play Cos'
Set our phasers to stun
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh

(Team Unicorn - [bad word] 
Geek and Gamer girls
We're unbelievable [bad word] books
And Manga in stock
Hasbro toys
So rare
We got the mail-away
Ooooooh oh ooooooh

Geek and Gamer girls
We're undefeatable
FPS
Achievement unlocked
Jedi's represent
Now put your sabers up
Oooooooh oh ooooooh

(Team Unicorn - Verse 2)
We, love Stan Lee (Excelsior!)
And Joss created all our favorite shows
We Frag
In our sleep
We will pwn your [bad word] in Halo (Uh-oh)

Be part of our world
In latex and bows
Cuz' we girls play Cos
Set our phasers to stun
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh

(Team Unicorn - [bad word] 
Geek and Gamer girls
We're unbelievable
We all know
That Han shot first
Anime
No dubs
We want originals
Ooooooh oh ooooooh

Geek and Gamer girls
We're undefeatable
RPG
Achievement Unlocked
Browncoats represent! (Brown coats! Browncoats!)
We aim to misbehave
Oooooooh oh ooooooh

(Seth: Rap)
Farscape
Sailor Moon
Hogwarts boys all make them swoon
Aragorn, Legolas
These are the boys they love the best
I mean, they're good to go
Love Scifi, yo'
Marvel
DC
Vertigo (Ugh)
The girls are sweet
They can't be beat
Super fine like Peach
Darth Maul
Standing tall
He's so bad
So say we all
Epic Lootz
For the Win
Hyjal's what we're raidin' in

Haxxors
Konami Code
Doctor Who
Expert Mode
Game genies, WoW fiendies, Sith meanies
No weenies
Don't forget
They the queen-ies

Gamer ladies
(Yeah)
Raidin' tonight babies?
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on y'as
Cuz you representin' geeks & gamers
(Ohhh yeahh)

(Team Unicorn - Chours)
Geek and Gamer girls
We're unbelievable [bad word] books
And Manga in stock
Hasbro toys
So rare
We got the mail away
Ooooooh oh ooooooh

Geek and Gamer girls
We're undefeatable
MMO
Achievement unlocked
Trekkers represent
(trekkers, trekkers)
Now put your phasers up
Oooooooh oh ooooooh
(Geek and gaaaaameeerrr, Geek and gaaaaamerrr, giiirrrllls)
Geek and gamer girls man
I wish they all could be geek and gamer girls
(Geek and gaaaaameeerrr, Geek and gaaaaamerrr, giiirrrllls)