[bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home,
Your mother's worried sick, sitting by the telephone,
She's gravely concerned about her little girl,
Who's been blown away by the big bad world,
Beanie's all alone, [bad word] home,

I've been around the world, around the world, around, around, around,
I've been around the world, around the world, around, around, around, [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home,
Your mother's worried sick, sitting by the telephone,

I've been from Paris to London and on to Milan,
I'd walk from New York if someone said that I can,
Yeah I could crawl on my knees or walk on my hands,
Just to get back to my [bad word] 
Cos' in [bad word] 
I can do what I can,
I can be who I am,
Mom I'd rather get stoned than an all over tan, [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home,
Your mother's worried sick, sitting by the telephone,

I went from U.K to U.S.A. to U.S.S.R,
This jerk with a merc gave me a lift in his car,
He said he'd take me back to Hollywood, Gonna make me a star,
And after some major, minor faux par,
I'm now in L.A,
I work the movies and stage,
I feel the rage,
I'm a model class ‘A', [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home,
Your mother's worried sick, sitting by the telephone,
She's gravely concerned about her little girl,
Who's been blown away by the big bad world,
Beanie's all alone, [bad word] home, [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home [bad word] home Beanie, [bad word] home.