Jesus, Jesus sleeping on your cross [bad word] mankind you couldn't give a toss
Nails through your hands and in your feet
Tourism is booming isn't business sweet

Jesus is dead!
Nobody gives a toss!
Jesus is dead!
And nobody gives a toss!

Mary and Joseph watching TV
All those riots and anarchy
Switch off the telly go up to bed
They couldn't give a toss that Jesus is dead

Jesus is dead!
Nobody gives a toss!
Jesus is dead!
And nobody gives a toss!

What we really want to know is
Was Jesus a Catholic or a Prodistant
He's a Jew

Pontius Pilot didn't he do well
Sending Jesus into [bad word] But nevermind the [bad word] in
Being really rich from original sin

Jesus is dead!
Nobody gives a toss!
Jesus is dead!
And nobody gives a toss!