I got no [bad word] with you, woman
 [bad word] #39; over when I ain't home
You hand a buck to me baby
Tried your luck, you tried to get in my song
Oh well your mama was a [bad word] 
And your [bad word] mess all over the scene
You got hassled by your daddy
Always pitchin' time to make [bad word] clean

[Hook]
You brought your turnpike ?
Now you're tryin' to bring your garbage to me
I got some words for your [bad word] 
You better find somebody else up the street
Two monkeys jumping on the bed
And one fell off and hit his head on the ground
The other monkey called the doctor
Said another monkey dead on the ground