Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer 
And a great big bottle of rye 
And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em 
And good old Charlie's glass eye 
Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature 
So calm and so serene 
But not for long 'cause we're gonna use guns 
To make furry animals scream 

'Cause we're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 
We're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 

Well off we go, our guns are loaded 
And so's are we 
We weaves through the bushes and falls on our faces 
And [bad word] on the nice trees 
And then we spot something moving an' [bad word] 
We pump it full of lead 
And smile real wide as we hear it scream 
And thud as it falls down dead 

'Cause we're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 
We're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 

Well off we go to see what we killed 
And watch the [bad word] thing bleed 
The first thing we see is a bright orange cap 
And we shot down Ol' Charlie 
But he don't to mind, he smiled all the time 
He died real happy 
But next time he should tell us 
When he's goin' off to take a pee 

'Cause we're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 
We're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 

Well the sun goes down and we head back to town 
And we hop in our pickup [bad word] 
Strap Charlie to the hood, start up the engine 
Drive it home with any luck 
Well what do you know, [bad word] into a pole 
But we're all still in one piece 
And we get a free ride back into town 
Courtesy of the police. 

'Cause we're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids! 
We're goin' huntin' 
We're gonna kill somethin' 
I don't care what it is 
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher, 
Maybe the neighbour's kids!