Waves of green everywhere
No ship for long long time
And Jolly Roger upstairs
Is tired of this dull sight
Once my hands were so y
But they satisfy me no more
Captain, we need a woman!
And if you have none in store

Give me a shark, give me a shark
Why don’t you give me a shark
Give me a shark, give me a shark
You gotta give me a shark

Maybe they are far from perfection
And maybe you don’t like their teeth
But sharks are the only girlfriends
Of lonely buccaneers
Sharks never nag you drink and swear
And they are always around
Sure you have heard of mermaids
They are [bad word] of pirate’s love

Sail across the ocean
And bring me to the land
But sharks with all devotion
Will wait [bad word] again