Isn't it confusing
To scare so very much about appearing to care so very little,
How exhausting that must be,
And isn't it ironic, to be obsessed with irony that you are yourself ironic
In your love of irony,
 [bad word] you hipsters [bad word] you hipsters,
Get a [bad word] life, and get a [bad word] job [bad word] you hipsters, [bad word] you hipsters,

Shave that [bad word] bread, you trendy [bad word] slob,
Hiding behind your non-
Prescription black rimmed glasses with a Pabst blue Ribbon Beer buzz
As your method of escape
What a shame you're not allowed to enjoy popular music
Only bands that no ones heard of that sound like dolphins being raped
 [bad word] you hipsters, [bad word] you hipster
If I want to like Van Halen, I'll [bad word] like Van Halen [bad word] you hipsters, [bad word] you hipsters

Those jeans are so tight I can see your balls