Marion: The law says today that I can't be with you.
Lollipop: But tomorrow we can do whatever we want to do.
Marion: I can love you.
Lollipop: Oh yes.
Marion: And you can love me...
Both: Thanks to 'the Sexual Offences Act' (2003)...
Lollipop: One day you're a paedo...
Marion: And you're my jailbait...
Lollipop: Next day you're my sweetheart...
Marion: And its suddenly legal to mate...
Both: Oh what a difference a day makes!...
Both: Just to way until the dawn breaks...
Marion: Right now you can't handle the love of a man...
Lollipop: But from tomorrow you can give it me as hard as you can...
Both: What a difference a day makes.
Marion: One day I'm a pervert.
Lollipop: And I've still got my virginity.
Both: But in less than 15 hours, it's a legal technicality...
Lollipop (Spoken): Actually, I'm not a virgin...
Both: What a difference a day makes...
Both: Then we can legally fornicate.
Both: I'd never believe in breaking the law today...
Both: But tomorrow it's my right to do you every which way!!
Both: What a difference a day makes...
Lollipop (Spoken): Let's elope together. I could be your fiancé.
Marion (Spoken): Maybe not....
Both: What a difference a day makes...