Leroy the big-lipped [bad word] 
had a very pushed in nose,
and if you took his boots off,
you would see eleven toes,
all of the other negroes,
used to laugh and call him "Bumbles"
They wouldn't let poor Leroy,
join in any [bad word] 

Then one balmy summer's eve,
some dagos came to town,
beatin' up polacks, beatin' up [bad word] 
spreadin' their grease all around,

Leroy the big-lipped [bad word] 
was polishing his Cadillac car,
a little grease spattered on his windshield,
he said "You G's have gone too [bad word] far"

Two little ginny's hit the ground,
the others turned and ran,
but there stood Leroy, wiggling his lips,
with a shotgun in his hands,

Leroy the big-lipped [bad word] 
is now doing ten to fifteen years,
but you know what's even worse than that?
His cellmates a [bad word] with great big ears!