Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with the world today
So many people living [bad word] up lives in many different ways
Instead of opening a beer, I open my eyes for a chance
This one goes out to all the fat kids

Put down the hamburger, it's not worth it and one day you will regret it
And it's not gonna make it any better in the end
Put down the hamburger, you don't need it, you don't wanna be the fat kid
All it takes is some discipline, my little, chubby friends

I watched the news today, it almost made me cry
Disasters, death, [bad word]  children suffer, people die
Wish I could help them all, impossible, but here's a Euro
Don't spend it all in one place

Put down the chili fries
Put down the cheese soufflè
Put down the pizza slice
Put down the chocolate cake, just do it now, you'll thank me later!