Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar
With EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why that's so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beating some [bad word] because
 [bad word] 
Santa's a [bad word] 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an [bad word] 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old [bad word] 
LIES.

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year
new liver and a [bad word] of beer

I've been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
 [bad word] 

Santa brought a bunch of socks.