Ninja
Mmmh, you smell that?
You know what that smell is
That's right... it's money
Go [bad word] your [bad word] on that [bad word]  [bad word] (2x) [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] It's like a [bad word] [bad word]  I'm living the dream, [bad word] Rubbing my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] 
Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
superstar rapper making big money
Know what I mean, girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said "Yes, dad" I wouldn't have my ZEF swag
Or fly around the whole [bad word] world getting jet-lag
Getting bitten by the ZEF bug, it's the best [bad word] If I played it safe I would've never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little ZEFfer
No matter what you smoke you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat  [bad word] you!" when these naaiers see
My big billboard up in NYC
Don't you wish your boyfriend was ZEF like me?
I'm the [bad word] greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these [bad word] submissive 'cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
 [bad word] (2x)
...It's like a [bad word] [bad word]  I'm living the dream, [bad word] Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

Yo-Landi
Big money (3x)
Make my [bad word] [bad word] 
Ninja
Baby I'm a angel, sent from the dark side
Took my [bad word] cut to the next with peroxide
"Oh my God, that's such a fresh switch"
Ja whatever, just don't touch the hair, [bad word] Everybody's crying saying "Hip-hop's dead"
'Till a white South African hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene saying "It's not dead!
I'm here! Can I get a [bad word] Aah, yeah?"
Rappers lokking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out of my brain
And this pop/rap [bad word] all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom out of the gloom
Doom, doom, the room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark raver [bad word]  my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend: "Yo, this is my favourite song"
 [bad word] (2x)

Bridge (2x)
Ooh, wat drink jy, Ninjie?
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Ooh lala, c'est si bon

...It's like a angel peed in my mouth! C'est si bon

Ninja
I saw your babe's new Gucci shades, so I stepped to her face
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstage
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw your virgin galactic tickets to outer space
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw Hugh Hef's grilfriend's new [bad word] And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I was at the waterfront saw a new Lambo
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw your mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word] I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone head
And [bad word] my [bad word] on expensive [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] my tsss on expensive aaah [bad word] my wang on expensive thangs
It's like a [bad word] [bad word]  I'm living the dream, [bad word] Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

Yo-Landi
Big money (3x)
So so so so so y
Big money (3x)
Make my [bad word] [bad word] Ou!