©2006 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Beige.

When I walk in the room, people they do bow
For I am the guy [bad word] know-how [bad word] know [bad word] know-how)

I know what to do when you are staring at a screen (staring at a screen)
That says fatal error 642, you don't know what it means (oh what could it mean?)
You bang the keyboard, throw the mouse, and scream like a banshee (ow, ow, ow, ow)
Your tiny brain has failed (no!), so now you must call me

I walk in the room (oh, no), people they do bow (we bow)
For I am the guy [bad word] know-how [bad word] know [bad word] know-how)

When I was young the kids would call me four-eyes and a geek (Four-eyes! Geek!)
Beat me up, steal my lunch, and give me bad wedgies (put it over his head)
But the [bad word] [bad word] and the geek inherited the earth (no, no, no, no)
I charge you through the nose (oh, my nose) and treat you like dirt

When he walks in the room (I walk), people they do bow (bow down)
For he is the guy (the guy) [bad word] know-how [bad word] know [bad word] know-how)

Please help me get onto the information highway
I seem to be stuck here in my virtual driveway
No help me first, I am in great despair
They only program I have learned to use is Solitaire
We need your help, we bow and scrape, to you we do submit
I shall help but first you must proclaim you're idiots

We're idiots. Louder.
We're idiots. Louder.
We're idiots. Yes you are!

Now who has money to spend?
The guy [bad word] know-how
For whom is setting the time on kitchen appliances mere child's play?
The guy [bad word] know-how
Who can transfer data successfully from his personal organizer to his desk [bad word] 
Technically that would be you
Who are women no longer ashamed to be seen with?
Some things never change

I'm the guy, yes, I'm the guy
Who [bad word] know-how

When he walks in the room
People they do bow
For he am the guy [bad word] know-how

Hey!