This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to [bad word] her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And [bad word] give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna [bad word] you softly
I'm gonna [bad word] you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's [bad word] teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love [bad word] 
And then I'll [bad word] [bad word] you discreetly
And then I'll [bad word] bone [bad word] 
But then I'm gonna [bad word] you hard
Hard
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x-x-4-6-7-5
x-x-2-4-5-3
A(ii) x-0-2-0-2-2

Opening
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(picking)

A(ii)
Dont always have to [bad word] her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do

A(ii)
Sometimes you got to make some love, and [bad word] giver some smoochy smooch

(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)

 [bad word] 


Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you have to say please


Somtimes you have to say hey

(Picking)

A(ii)
Im gonna [bad word] you softly, im gonna [bad word] you gently

A(ii)
Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretly

 [bad word] 


And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers


And then you'll say wait a minute Sally


I think i got somethin in my teeth


Will you get it out for me, Thats [bad word] teamwork

(picking)


What's your favorite posish?

A(ii)
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.


What's your favorite dish?

A(ii)
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

 [bad word] 


And then I'm gonna love [bad word] 


and then I'll [bad word] [bad word] you discreetly,


and then I'll [bad word] bone [bad word] 


But then I'm gonna [bad word] you hard! Hard.

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Tabulated By John Ware

meat5000 [bad word] 

23/12/02

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