Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Woo woo woo!
(x2)

Went to the fish shop (babopbedop)
Went to the chip shop (babopbedop)
Went to the burger shop (babopbedop)
Didn't have a long stop (babopbedop)

Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Woo woo woo!
(x2)

Went to these places (babopbedop)
Meet a lot of faces (babopbedop)
No television (babopbedop) [bad word] (babopbedop)

Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Woo woo woo!
(x4)

Now I'm in the right shop (babopbedop)
To stop my hunger (babopbedop)
Can't make my mind up (babopbedop)
I'll just pick a number (babopbedop)

Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Woo woo woo!
(x7)