Oh, [bad word] Krab,
Oh, [bad word] Krab,
Oh how I love you, [bad word] Krab.

Your Krabby Patties from the Grill,
The smell of grease gives me a thrill.
Oh, [bad word] Krab,
Oh [bad word] Krab,
Oh how I love you, [bad word] Krab.

With prices high and portions small,
There's stains of mustard on the wall, 
Oh, [bad word] Krab, 
Oh, [bad word] Krab, 
Oh how I love you, [bad word] Krab.

The choir boys start to sing:

Hu hu hu hu.... Hu hu hu hu,
Hu hu hu hu.... Hu hu hu hu.

Oh, [bad word] Krab,
Oh, [bad word] Krab,
Oh how I love ya.. [bad word] Krab,

Oh, [bad word] Krab, 
Oh, [bad word] Krab, 
Oh how I love you, [bad word] Krab.