KESHA
I wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
I’m spending every morning with my head in the s***ter
Got vomit in my hair
But I’m way too sick to care
Now I’m fallin’ down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then I’m almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh [bad word] not again
It’s an intervention
It’s cool I’m fine
I can stop at any time

DAD
That’s a lie
You won’t try
Now you’ve made your mother cry

KESHA
I’m outta here
This is [bad word] 
I just drank a couple beers

MOM
Don’t leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern needs to end

KESHA
I think I have to puke again

So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin’ bout their feelings

BROTHER
It makes me sad when I see [bad word] your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD
Stop showing off your butt
You’re making young girls act like [bad word] 
And you’re starting to get a beer gut

DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan
j-j-j-just like Lindsay Lohan

KE¢HA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back

KESHA
 [bad word] you Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you don’t have to shout
He’s just trying to help you out

KESHA
Okay
It’s time you know
This is just a video
I don’t drink or pee in sinks
That’s just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act and in fact
It’s even in my contract