This was a triumph. 
I'm making a note here: 
HUGE SUCCESS. 
It's hard to overstate 
my satisfaction. 
Aperture Science 
We do what we must 
because we can. 
For the good of all of us. 
Except the ones who are dead. 
But there's no sense crying 
over every mistake. 
You just keep on trying 
till [bad word] out of cake. 
And the Science gets done. 
And you make a neat gun. 
For the people who are 
still alive. 

I'm not even angry. 
I'm being so sincere right now. 
Even though you broke my heart. 
And killed me. 
And tore me to pieces. 
And threw every piece into a fire. 
As they burned it hurt because 
I was so happy for you! 
Now these points of data 
make a beautiful line. 
And we're out of beta. 
We're releasing on time. 
So I'm GLad. I got burned. 
Think of all the things we learned 
for the people who are 
still alive. 

Go ahead and leave me. 
I think i prefer to stay inside. 
Mabey you'll find someone else 
to help you. 
Mabey Black Mesa... 
THAT WAS JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. 
Anyway this cake is great. 
Its so delicious and moist 
look at me still talking when theres science to do 
when i look out there 
it makes me glad im not you 
ive experiments [bad word] there is research to be done 
on the people who are 
still alive. 


and belive me im am still alive 
im doing science and im still alive 
i feel fantastic and im still alive 
while your dying ill be still alive 
and when your dead i will be still alive 
still alive 
still alive