drag him out your window 
dragging out the dead 
singing I miss you 
snakes and ladders 
flip the lid 
out pops the cracker 
snaps you in the head 
knifes you in the neck 
kicks you in the teeth 
steel toe caps 
takes all your credit cards 
get up get the gunge 

get the eggs 
get the flan in the face 
the flan in the face 
the flan in the face 
dance you [bad word] 
dance you [bad word] 
don't you dare 
don't you dare 
don't you 
flan in the face 
take it with the love it's given 
take it with a pinch of salt 
take it to the taxman 

let me back let me back 
I promise to be good 
don't look in the mirror 
at the face you don't recognize 
help me, call a doctor 
put me inside 
put me inside 
put me inside 
put me inside 
put me inside 

I keep the wolf from the door 
but he calls me up 
calls me on the phone 
tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up 
steal all my children 
if I don't pay the ransom 
and I'll never see them again 
if I squeal to the cops 

walking like giant cranes 
and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked 
in a tight little world 
and are you on the list? 
stepford wives 
who are we [bad word]  
investments and dealers 
investments and dealers 
cold wives and mistresses 
cold wives and sunday papers 

city boys in first class 
don't know they're born 
they know someone else is [bad word] and clean it up 
born and raised for the job 
someone always does 
I wish you'd get up get over get up get over 
turn your tape off 

I keep the wolf from the door 
but he calls me up 
calls me on the phone 
tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up 
steal all my children 
if I don't pay the ransom 
and I'll never see them again 
if I squeal to the cops 

so I just go 
ooooohhhh...