Sharks patrol these waters (x2)
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
And don't you worry about the day
glow orange life per server
It won't save you (x2)
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able
Swim like a mother [bad word] swim
Fast as that seen ships to now
The ever glorious now the ever present now
Drenched in flower and deep-fat-fried
And cooled on paper towels and then devoured
You know I spent 15 years in a life raft
15 years in a life raft and now I got something to say
Stay in your life boats people (x2)
It's murder out there murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters hey
Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you (x2)
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able to swim